Words To Live By

Remember what Mr. Micawber said?

"Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen nineteen six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pounds ought and six, result misery."

I say:

"Dishwasher emptied and breakfast dishes put in before 10 a.m., good day.
Dishwasher not emptied before 10 a.m., bad day."